Mean Green Smoothie – the glass monocle

Ingredients

• 1 bunch curly-leaf kale ((about 1 lb; lacinato or Tuscan kale works too))
• 1 slicing cucumber ((about 10oz))
• ½ bunch celery ((about 16oz or 1lb))
• 2 Granny Smith apples ((about 8oz each))
• 1 lemon
• 1 thumb ginger ((about ½", or 0.15 oz))
• 2 cups water ((or 1 cup water and 2 cups ice, if you want it colder))