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Ingredients

• A Chicken
• 1.� qts water (no kidding - fresh)
• � cup Bulk Barn dry chicken soup stock (cheap & yummy)
• big handful parsimonious parsley - partitioned
• 4 outrageous onions (sliced to ribbons)
• 4 couch potatoes (diced)
• 4 crazy carrots (chopped small)
• 4 supercilious celery (minced like your bank account)
• 4 litigious leaks (washed-out & sliced thin as prayers)
• a bunch manic mushrooms (crumbled - imagine they are little lawyer skulls - hear em pop)
• 2 handfuls pearl barley (oppositions' buck teeth, yeah he he - thwap)
• rosemary
• black (like your mood) pepper
• bay leaf (1)
• sage (older - not wiser)
• cardamon
• savory
• oregano
• garlic powder
• ginger
• salt