Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich Recipe

Ingredients

• 3 lg Onions
• 1 Head lettuce
• 4 Tomatoes, sliced
• 1 Lobster tail
• 1 Eagle talon
• 1 Fish (pref.2-days old)
• 1 Pot spaghetti
• 1 lb Bacon (cooked?)
• 1 Meatloaf
• 1 Ham
• 1 Fried egg (over easy)
• 1 String of sausages
• 1 Mayonnaise, gallon
• 1 Jar of pickle relish
• 1 Tin of sardine in oil
• 1 Bottle of ketchup
• 1 Bottle Sweet mustard
• 1 Hot mustard
• 1 Loaf Bread
• Assorted cheese
• Assorted vegetables
• Assorted olives