Honey Orange Chicken

Ingredients

• 1.5 quarts of dihydrogen monoxide (common name water)
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 pound Chinese egg noodles (we substituted oriental sweet potato noodles)
• 1 teaspoon sesame oil
• 3 Tablespoons soy sauce
• 1.5 Tablespoons vinegar
• 1 teaspoon sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce (we substituted hot pepper flakes)
• 3 Tablespoons chopped green onion
• 1/2 cup chicken stock
• 1 cup shredded cooked ham (we substituted chicken with Carol's secret egg marinade)