Vicki Bennett and Bryce Kretschmann’s Recipe for Disaster | Touch

Ingredients

• 1 Human being
• 1 brightly coloured plastic cape
• 1 gallon of Hellmans Extra Heavy Mayonnaise
• 3 boxes of instant mashed potato
• 3 jars of Heinz onion gravy
• 2 tins of supermarket baked beans (not too sweet)
• 1 dozen asparagus
• 1 large cabbage
• 1 packet grated cheese
• Garnish with sliced red onion, radish