Oh Mon Dieu! It's A Brisket Poutine Recipe

Ingredients

• 2 teaspoons black mustard seeds
• 2 teaspoons yellow mustard seeds
• 2 teaspoons coriander seeds
• 4 teaspoons onion powder
• 6 teaspoons celery salt
• 5 teaspoons smoked paprika
• 1 quart heavy cream
• 1 quart half n' half
• 1 quart milk
• 1 onion
• 1 garlic clove
• 1 bay leaf
• 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
• 2 cups aged white cheddar
• 10 russet potatoes
• 8 quarts water
• 1 cap full white vinegar
• 8 quarts vegetable oil
• 5 pounds brisket
• 1 tablespoon garlic powder
• 1 tablespoon onion powder
• 1 tablespoon paprika
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 1 tablespoon pepper
• 2 cups chicken stock