Coquito – the glass monocle

Ingredients

• 24 oz evaporated milk ((2-12 fl oz cans))
• 14 oz sweetened condensed milk ((1 can))
• 27 oz coconut milk ((2-13.5 fl oz cans))
• 1 qt standard "yanqui" egg nog (e.g., Borden's)
• 750 ml Puerto Rican gold rum ((1 bottle))
• 2 tbsp vanilla extract
• 2 tbsp cinnamon ((or to taste))
• 2 tbsp nutmeg ((or to taste))